July 9, 2007
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Civic Doody
There is a sign on I-95 instructing travelers to “Report Suspicious Activity.” I called the toll-free number and told them that my boyfriend “works late” all the time, smells like perfume, and recently developed an obsession over double-jointed Siamese midget twins with breast implants, but the hotline did not commend me on my civic-mindedness.
Comments (20)
lol Yep, that’s suspicious!
Well, at least he’s a man that knows what he likes
hahah…you’re funny!
Be careful that you don’t get arrested for calling 911 inappropriately — even though it isn’t 911 — laws can be retarded.
I commend you, loyal citizen. Well done.
Nice!
And by nice I mean, funny, not that your boyfriend is cheating on you. That wouldn’t be too nice. Midgets would be nice.
I drive by the sign every day to and from work.
Every time one of those signs is lit up in Richmond – usually to report on traffic – it creates a traffic snarl as everyone brakes approaching the sign. Apparently Richmonders aren’t fast readers.
yea- whats with those signs? they’re up all along 95 and 50 lately… i feel like they’re up specifically to make us nervous
If you had said “Arab” midgets I bet they’d have paid attention.
whats the point with our tax dollars if we cant get info for other tax payers… tell them next time… you want your momey back!!!
lol thats the best thing I’ve ever heard… I think I’ll complain about the pubic hairs in the men’s bathroom at work…
funny.
yet another reason for me to avoid 95. good thing I had to cancel my trip to Richmond next week.
awesome
THe things that people do yet we do have fun.
lol thats hilariousss!!
Sure, they SAY they want us to call….
Maybe your call needed more cowbell.
time to pack his shit up and leave it by the front door.
Civil cervents… can’t live with them… can live without them… but they don;t deem to understand that. Cheers lovie. Thanks for my laugh of the day…
- Shannon