SMF thinks I have mouth cooties. He hasn’t said this per se, but I have no other explanation for why he insists on having his own tube of toothpaste. I have no brand loyalty toward toothpaste (I’m not aware of any that are purple), so when SMF moved in, I started buying the toothpaste he uses. But then I noticed that he was still buying his own toothpaste. Different brands. I kept buying the new brands I thought he wanted, but then he’d buy something else. We always have two tubes of toothpaste in our bathroom, which seems like a terrible waste of precious counter space. I don’t understand! I know the proper toothpaste etiquette: I don’t squeeze the tube in the middle, I don’t leave the top off, and I don’t leave globs of toothpaste on tube opening. So what gives? Is he afraid of catching my mouth cooties if his toothbrush touches the same tube opening as mine does? Ridiculous. He should be more concerned about my ‘gina cooties.
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ewwwwwww….. ‘gina cooties sounds sooooo gross. I think I’m gonna start saying it all the time now. tee hee
Hahaha!!!!! ‘gina cooties. Next time I’m not in the mood, I’m gonna use that.
Hmmm…maybe he just doesn’t like sharing?
Just ask him!
maybe he likes to try out different brands and you are just messing up his brand rotation.
I read that as ‘gina cookies and got way too excited.
Does he write his name on the stuff in the fridge as well?
We already know about ‘gina cooties. They’re just considered an occupational hazard of being a guy. Did you know that we get hazard pay for dealing with them?
As far as purple toothpaste goes, Colgate has makes one with little pieces of those breath strips in it. I don’t remember the name, but it’s out there.
maybe he still wants a bit of his manhood in his toothpaste.
you realize now the only thing people are going to comment about is ‘gina cooties, the last two words in your wonderfully written xanga journal about toothpaste. tell him to use the same toothpaste, or your going to take away his ‘gina priveleges. That’ll show him.
I’ll take a complete dissertation comparing ‘gina cooties vs toothpaste insecurity over the naked santa pick popping up everytime!
I have to say, I had a witty comment until I read ‘gina cooties….. then I just wet myself laughing.
~ Sherri
ya mean he hasn’t caught your ‘gina cooties already?
hmm….maybe he’s just very particular about his toothpaste. Does he have a duplicate of any other item besides toothtpaste?
‘gina cooties? Nah, I remember that you are compulsive… he knows better.
agh to toothpaste. I use water!
‘gina cooties? Does SMF know about this afliction?
Your site has kept me constantly entertained as i’ve been dipping in and out of the Xanga bathwaters.
Nice one!
M
lol cooties !
funny
mmm, obsession-compulsion.
and how vital is that small bit of counter space really?