November 8, 2006
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JORDANSMORGASBORDEN: The Funniest Niece on the Planet
(age 11)
Heidi: Jordan, I told you to go to bed. Don’t mess with the power of the mommy.
Jordan: I will defeat you with the power of my farts.
Heidi: Your farts are no match for the power of my foot up your butt.
Jordan: Then your feet will smell.
Heidi: No, my foot will block the smell.
Jordan: But then the fart will just come out the other end.
Heidi: The other end? What other end?
Jordan: My girlie. Sometimes my girlie farts.
Heidi: Well, at least it won’t smell as bad.
Jordan: Oh no . . . they smell just as bad.
Comments (16)
I don’t know what to say.
gross
Wow. We have got to get Jordan to filter sometimes. Just sometimes!
If my penis farted I’d probably give it a high-five.
You….have odd relatives.
Gross, but funny, really funny.
Just funny!
Hahaha… nothing else can be said.
Ewwwwwwwww.
Girls fart? My worldview is shaken to the core.
i dont know why i’m laughing… this is actually really gross.
…thats gross.
Hah! I love ‘er.
LMFAO! She is soo funny! I love her honest sarcasm. She rocks.
lol
LOL!!! that was hilarious, she’s so kooool lol