JORDANSMORGASBORDEN: The Funniest Niece on the Planet

(age 11)

Heidi: Jordan, I told you to go to bed.  Don’t mess with the power of the mommy.

Jordan: I will defeat you with the power of my farts. 

Heidi: Your farts are no match for the power of my foot up your butt.

Jordan: Then your feet will smell.

Heidi: No, my foot will block the smell.

Jordan: But then the fart will just come out the other end.

Heidi: The other end? What other end?

Jordan: My girlie.  Sometimes my girlie farts.

Heidi: Well, at least it won’t smell as bad.

Jordan: Oh no . . . they smell just as bad.