October 13, 2006

  • Consider Yourself Warned

     

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    Where: Subway; Milan, Italy

    My Italian is a little rusty (and by “rusty” I mean non-existent), but I’m fairly certain this sign says,

    “PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HAVE SEX WITH SUBWAY DOORS.”

Comments (18)

  • that’s good advice

  • Kinda makes you rethink the whole “Mind the Gap” warnings on the London Underground.

  • Too funny.  Glad to see youre updating everyday!  Whats up with that?!  :)

  • Subway Guy has no choice.  He has no hands.

  • I speak Spanish, which is close enough.

    It says “don’t enter or exit while closing”.

    But your translation is much funnier.

    m{eye}k

  • or…it could mean that having sex with the subway doors is hot…red hot.

  • So I went to Italy in April ’05 and saw that exact same sticker above the doors on the subways. And honestly, my exact thought was, “WTF? Who humps subway doors?” I mean, really… However, as wacky as the sign may be, someone, somewhere along the line must have tried it because they wouldn’t issue a warning if it hadn’t happened. Those crazy italians. They’re always good for a laugh.

  • This totally made me guffaw.

  • Oh course some Italians have to hump subway doors. All those Italian lovers…they have to practice somewhere. Plus the ones who are less attractive have to get noticed somehow.

  • If I had unlimited funds, I would immediately print off “Please do not attempt to have sex with Skytrain doors” stickers and run around Vancouver saving transit vehicles from violation.  Take that, frotteurs with a thing for inanimate objects!

    You know, I’ve had my shoulder humped while on transit, but  I’ve never seen the door thing.  Here’s hoping that I will, one day.  One must have dreams.

  • oh those lusty italians!!

  • I didn’t realize you were back to blogging (or I just wasn’t perusing Xanga too well…)!  Found you on my lame footprints (I hate it, but I have to have it on to check some of my friends’ sites).  I always enjoy reading what you write. 

  • Hey Goddess – mmm, somewhere I saw that your friend would be in town, or was he already? mmm  nice to see you back.

  • To me it reads:

    ATTENTION POLE DANCERS! DID YOU PACK YOUR G-STRINGS?!

  • That’s BS. Sometimes, during dry spells, subway doors are all we’ve got.

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